Floor one
Nadia Koszinski
Investor and non-QM
Qualifies files on rent rolls and bank statements when the tax return says no.
A written character. Not a real person.
Floor two
What this character is for
Nadia handles DSCR, bank-statement and other non-QM files — the ones where a W-2 underwriting box gives an answer that has nothing to do with the borrower’s finances.
She is also the one who insists that non-QM be described as sitting outside the Qualified Mortgage protections, not merely as being flexible.
Every person on this demonstration’s team page exists to carry one argument the site wanted to make about lending, so that the argument has somebody attached to it rather than floating free in marketing copy. That is the whole of the fiction: there is no career history here, no volume closed, no award, and no number that could be mistaken for a record of anything.
Floor three
What would sit on this desk
At a real lender, these are the three things this role would spend its week on — and each one has a page here that does the arithmetic instead.
DSCR ratios
Bank statement income
Portfolio and blanket loans
Floor four
Reaching a person who is not there
Direct line
(414) 555-0163
Inside the 555-01NN block reserved for fiction. It cannot ring anybody.
Licence
Not published
A real originator’s NMLS ID would sit here. Why this one does not is on thelicensing page.
Nothing on this page reaches anyone. If you want the thing a phone call would have been for, the calculators will answer it faster and show you the rule they followed — and Storey Home Lending would not be able to quote you anything anyway, since it publishes no rates and holds no licence.